Dear Beyonce

My coworker is watching The Tyra Show (not my favorite show by any means…) but she’s interviewing Beyonce (who looks like crap btw). They’re speaking about her new “Single Ladies” video (I can’t respect the song or the video) and Tyra says to her something along the lines of.. “I feel like when you’re pointing at your ring in the video your telling us that you’re happy and all us single ladies should go find our (she points at her ring finger) and find our man and be happy.”

Tyra, (shakes head in shame) you should know better that you don’t need a man (OR husband) to make you happy. It’s annoying that people out there still believe happiness comes with marriage and men.
Ugh. And my co-working is stuck on how Beyonce just doesn’t look like Beyonce AND (mortal sin in her world) she’s not wearing her wedding ring!

P.S. Beyonce, I believe you forgot to put on your undershirt for that suit. Also, I do not care what your breasts look like (no matter how nice), so next time you're on national television--cover the hell up!